IF I WERE...

IF I WERE WHAT I’M NOT….

If I were a month, I would be August.
If I were a day of the week, I would be Thursday.
If I were a time of day, I would be 3:45 am.
If I were a sea animal, I would be a turtle.
If I were a direction, I would be the straight up to the 9th heaven one.
If I were a virtue, I would be a... hmmm... only stubbornness counts?
If I were a historical figure I would be... a new one .
If I were a planet, I would be Neptune.
If I were a liquid, I would be cherry liqueur.
If I were a stone, I would be a ruby.
If I were a bird, I would be a swallow.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be a Vanda orchid.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be a warm summer rain.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a piano.
If I were an emotion, I would be belly butterflies.
If I were a sound, I would be a baby laughter.
If I were an element, I would be earth.
If I were a song, I would be Supergirl - Reamonn.
If I were a movie, I would be The sound of music.
If I were a TV-series, I would be an interesting one
If I were a book, I would be Caminante – Octavian Paler.
If I were a fictional character, I would be Mary Poppins.
If I were a food, I would be a banana and chocolate mousse cake.
If I were a city, I would be Malmo.
If I were a taste, I would be bitter sweet.

If I were a scent, I would be milky-orange.
If I were a colour, I would be madly-in-love red.
If I were a fabric, I would be cashmere.
If I were a word, I would be emotion.
If I were a body part, I would be *lips*.
If I were a facial expression, I would be daydreaming or raised eyebrow.
If I were a subject in school, I would be Literature.
If I were a cartoon character, I would be Minnie .
If I were a shape, I would be a star.
If I were a number, I would be 17.
If I were a car, I would be a light violet, little one with coloured flowers and a always "I'll make you happy" mood .
If I were an item of clothing, I would be a large, cotton T-shirt.